I originally posted this on the AC Vault. but thought it was too hilarious to keep there. If you are over 30 years old you will remember the song I am referring to here. Gray
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Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all of the news that is news across Dereth
On the scene at the Eastham lifestone
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the two dye pots
And here he come
Running thru the rabbits, thru the trees and undergrowth
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered at both my vassals...I said don't look vassals It was too late, they’d already been incensed...
Chorus
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-day
Truckin’ along, full of that darn vitae
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Maddest thing on two feet
He's just as mad as he can be
At that slayer bandie,
Needing corpse recovery
Oh yes, we’ll call him a streak
He hates to show off his physique
If there's any lifestone to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Askin’ for corpse recov’ry
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the weaponsmith
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my sword sharp
And he just appeared out of portal space
Come streakin' around the tavern door
Didn't have nothing on but a scowl
I looked in there, my vassals was gettin' them a cold ale
I hollered...Don't look vassals
It was too late...they’d already got an eyefull
Flashed them right there in front of the bartender
Chorus
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-day
Truckin’ along, full of that darn vitae
He's ain’t in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Maddest thing on two feet
He's just as mad as he can be
At that warlord lugie,
Needing corpse recovery
Once again, your action news reporter in the town of Holtburg Covering the disturbance at the P K tournament Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there Get my vassals a snow cone Here he come out of the meeting hall Swearin’...right down the middle of the road Didn't have on nothin' but his wool socks Made a ‘u’ turn and got out thru the jeweler’s shop I hollered at my vassals, I said don't look vassals It was too late...They'd already been shocked too much Cussed up a storm...Right in front of the large crowd
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Vassals, is that you, vassals?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Vassals, where you going?
Vassals, you shameless melees
Say it isn't so Vassals
Vassals...
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"The brave do not fear the grave"
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. Loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu