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I used to have these awsome tight courderoy dark green jeans.

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Thats the sound they would make when I was running full speed. It was wicked awsome and super cool. I was a super cool dood in those tight booty green courderoy jeans!

I got a pair of Zips running shoes for my birthday and I would put the shoes on and the jeans and go running. I was sooooooo fast.

Instead of:
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It would be more like:
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I would race my cat and he couldn't beat me.
I would win foot races against my cat!
Dooood. Did you hear that?
THAT my friend, is FAST.
The fast and furious.
The fast and the furiously courderoyed.
Talk about friction. Yes sir, I used to bring the HEAT.

The kids used to call me Mr. Green Jeans and laugh, but my cat said it was just cause they were jealous.

Dang............I was reading this while answering the phone. This client now knows for sure I'm insane.