A man walks into a diner, looks around, and sees a free spot. So he sits down there, and kindly politely waves for the waitress. Moments later the waitress arrives at his table, and says, "What can i get you?" "What's your specials?" the man replied. "We have Surf n' Turf, Tuna Melt, and Charlie's spicey special chili." "Ooh!" the man said with excitement. "Chili! i love chili! bring me a big bowl please!" he exclaimed. "Right away" the waitress said while nodding with a smile on her face. The man thaught to himself how great that chili is going to taste, and just when he is imagining putting that first spoonfull in his mouth, the waitress says, "Sorry sir." with a grim look on her face. "We're all out of chili." "Oh... well... I guess just coffee then" the man said settling for what he had not expected. Just when the waitress left, he noticed a munching sound, comming from is left. He looks over his shoulder to see a very large man sitting at a table, with a HUGE breakfast! He had eggs, bacon, oatmeal, grits, sausage, pancakes, toast, waffles, everything! Even... Chili!
The man then went on to say "Hey there sir! Are you gonna' finish that there chili?" "Hmmmmm, No go ahead." the large man replied. "Oh boy!" the man said with glee as he whoofed down the chili. But right as he got to the bottom of the bowl he noticed something. Gray, kind of furry, with a tail! It was a dead rat! in the Chili! He then blew chunks back into his bowl like there was no tomorrow! Then he leans to his left and says to the large man, "Look! there was a dead rat at the bottom of the bowl!" The large man then goes on to say "Oh yes, i know. That's as far as i got too"
. I knew I shouldn't have read this right after lunch 
Culticon level 203 Grief BM 
