In the beginning....there was Bard.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:19 pm

In the beginning, there was Bardolan.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:20 pm

A lone soul caught up wandering alone

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:20 pm

Which one is apt to do when they are alone

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:22 pm

But then a strange new situation unfurled iself before the one who was alone known as Bardolan...but only known as that to himself because he was alone.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:23 pm

He wandered across a feild of farming... and realized.. he might not be alone, though the npc's vocabulary appeared to be rather limited, Bardolan talked to the farmer all the same.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:25 pm

But after many days of this unchangeing rhetoric, the one who was untill this point alone had a revilization....he shoudl go back to being alone before he too became like the farmer....repeating only the same line after the same line.....after all, when he was alone, he never ran out of differing converation.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:26 pm

Day by day, hour by hour, Bardolan grew in his soluitude...for when one is alone.. one tends to do things like that.

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:29 pm

Traveling across the empty lands yeilded much for the alone one known as Bardolan to grow off of...drudges, rabbits, apricots, orangatangs, breakfast cereals, hyssop...

*The producers of this story wish to let you know that the narrator has just been sacked.*

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:30 pm

Mind you Mosse bite can be pretty nasty.

*The people in charge of sacking the narrator of this film have jsut been sacked.*

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:32 pm

Bardolan wandered forth into the lands of the moose, for the mosse was wise and majestic...

*The Producers of this thread wish it to be known that everyone remotley related to this thread have been sacked, thank yoiu for reading and have a nice day.*

SMT · Post by **SMT** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:01 am

damn what drugs are you on guy

Pee-Wee · Post by **Pee-Wee** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:18 am

Some good ones...

A MÃ¸Ã¸se once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the mÃ¸Ã¸se
with the sharpened end of an interspace tÃ¸Ã¸thbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian mÃ¸vies: "The HÃ¸t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge MÃ¸lars of Horst
Nordfink".

MÃ¸Ã¸se trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Culticon · Post by **Culticon** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:16 pm

Only the Good Stuff :twisted: