An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared at him.
The young man said, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you were my kid."
Funny...haha
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Panzerfaust
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Sassy
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Good one!!
Edited it because my first response sounded horrible
Should be careful responding pre-coffee 
Edited it because my first response sounded horrible
Should be careful responding pre-coffee
Last edited by Sassy on Fri Jan 24, 2003 1:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."
Work like you don't need the money, love
like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."
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Flanker
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hahaha thats funny Panz 
Panzerfaust tells you "Flanker -- stay right where you are -- i'm coming over to open a can of high grade whoop ass for ya.
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