might want to consider this.
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the
road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide
to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road. When they check out fourhours later,
the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the
charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a
nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and
a huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they
could have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you
could have," the Manager replies. No matter what
amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man
gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out
for $50.00."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you
$300.00 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here
and you could have."
Keeb
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