I have an announcement!

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:59 am

Ok, I'll take it

Sassy · Post by **Sassy** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:00 am

Congratulations Saph!

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:08 am

LOL Of course it had to happen! hehehe

Don't worry, 55 or 56 will be within your grasp tomorrow

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:22 am

i was in new york and i walked into this bar and the bouncer, ya know the kinda bouncer who thinks bouncings cool, ya know te bouncer who get together and talk about bouncing, yeah those guys, well this bouncer comes up to me and says take off the hat, i said why? he said cause around here thats how we tell if somenes gay, wel in texas how we tell is if he has a hair cut ... ... well like yours, so the bouncer got mad i took off the hat and a while later i got drunk and forgot, so i had my hat on and this bouncer said, YOU'RE outta here!, well im a big guy im 6'2 280 and i said no im not... ... i was, these guys threw me out of there, not like escorted me out and saying i cant be here anylong throwing out, him and six others threw! me out of there, and they all surround me and i started to back down from the fight then, cause i didnt know how many of them it would've taken to get me but i know how many they had, its always important to know that, so they called the police because i refused to pay for the broken chair, well of course i wasnt going to pay for it because it was broken over my thigh, and the police officer said im gonna arrest you for being drunken in public, i told the officer i dont wanna be drunken in public, i wanna be drunken in a bar, not in public, so the reason i told ya this story was that when i was seventeen i got arrested for being drunken in public, and the sheriff at the time i knew really well, i mean i lived in a small town and he lived 4 houses down, so we knew each other well, and he asked me if i have any aliases, so i told him just kidding around, they call me tater salad, so this cop ran my drivers license and satellites were linking up and a phonograph in my home town starts going beep beeep beep beep beeeeeep beep beep beep beep beep beeeepp beep beep beep beeep beep beeep beebeep beebeep beep beebeep beebeep beep beep beebeep beebeep beep beeeeep beebeep beep beep beeepbeeep beebeep beep beeep beebeep beep beeep beep beeeeeeep beeeep beep beebeep beeep beebeep and 15 years later this cop says to me are you tater salad ( jeff foxworthy leans in and says) you realize theres a pattern here dontcha? well if you knew mores code, you'd know that,

and im sure i messed up this joke in some way but i did it from memory and i dont think its finished but you should rent the movie and see it for yourself its called blue collar comedy tour and its so funny

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:26 am

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:27 am

Cymry · Post by **Cymry** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:37 am

Hey, Sarac, have you watched the new show, Blue Collar TV? Ron White's not a regular on there, but they had him come on last week for a guest spot. Comes on Tuesday nights here, can't remember the time, we usually TiVo it, but you could look it up on tvtome.com.

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:02 pm

Sarac · Post by **Sarac** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:33 pm

7pm wb6 half hour show

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:08 pm

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:09 pm

Saphyria · Post by **Saphyria** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:09 pm

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:55 pm

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:58 pm

TUSAMI · Post by **TUSAMI** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:01 pm

:zorro: